Poor College Student Can Never Pass Up A Good Deal

I was in a shopping mood. (When am I not?)

The library was having a book sale.

I see Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez. It cost $2.

"Hmm, I've heard of this novel before. The author is famous, he won a Nobel Prize. It was featured in Oprah's Book Club. It retails for $14.95."

I bought it.

As I step outside with my purchase in hand, I realize that I don't even like to read.